At some point, nearly every man has been forced to go without steady action for an extended amount of time. But, guys, you need to understand that this is NOT the way to get regular tail . . .
–44-year-old Tony Green lives in Palm Bay, Florida (–about 75 miles southeast of Orlando).
–For the past several years, Tony has been lusting after an unidentified female friend. But he’s never been able to move the relationship past the FRIEND ZONE.
–So on Monday, Tony KIDNAPPED his friend and tied her to his bed.
–The plan was to take naked pictures of her, and use them to blackmail her so she’d agree to have “consensual” sex with him once a week.
–But after about two hours, the woman convinced Tony to let her go. That’s when she called the police.
–Tony was arrested and charged with sexual battery, kidnapping, aggravated stalking, battery, making threats and extortion. If he’s convicted, he’s looking at LIFE in prison. (Orlando Sentinel)
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